My Fruitcake

I came across this little bit and thought it was cute and appropriate for the season.
4 ways babies are like fruitcake:
#1 The minute they enter the room, they start getting passed around from person to person.
#2 They're incredibly sweet- and consider yourself warned, also can be sticky.
#3 Eighteen years later, they're often still found just sitting around your house.
#4 Everyone compliments everybody else's but secretly thinks they made the best one.